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New years Resolutions.
1) Actually Write because people like me for some reason. Including:
Start that new book I promised
Keep writing the one everyone likes
3) Try to not be so fat all the time
4) Get my Driver's permit/ license
5) Get a job (thinking Gamestop)
I'm already on my way for the last two. They seem like pretty simple resolutions, right? You are correct, they are pretty generic. But it's gonna take all of me to do any one of these. I'm aware I need to get off my ass and become a functioning member of society.
But on the other hand. My ass is comfy and I don't want to.
FUCK me.