JAZZY_SODA

Warrior Cats Shower Thoughts?
          	
          	1. so few cats in the series have brown eyes!
          	
          	2. what's the difference between golden eyes and yellow eyes? all three also carry different connotations, at least for me. golden eyes either gives "I'm the shining golden main character" or "I'm a warm, gentle nurturer." on the other hand, yellow eyes gives "I'm the cruel, calculating antagonist," unless they're warm yellow eyes, in which case they would give "I'm a strategic, reserved character, but I am displaying a rare moment of affection for this specific protagonist after years of character development with them, for I now realize I care about this protagonist as an individual and not just as a resource to exploit." I don't know, I'm an overthinker.
          	
          	3. we don't know how Smudge, Violet, Barley, WarriorClan, BloodClan, or the guardian cats are doing. or Cody, Minty, Jessy...

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4. Berryheart overreacted over nothing. medicine cats are still prohibited from engaging in any form of romantic activities. leaders still hold absolute power in their Clan provided a) more than 25% of the Clan does not express dissatisfaction with their leadership, b) at least one of the medicine cats does not express dissatisfaction, c) at least one other leader does not express dissatisfaction, or, heck, d) at least one StarClan cat does not express dissatisfaction. all that changed is the immigration of a single cat is now legal under very strict and specific circumstances. if only she understood genetic diversity...
          	  
          	  5. is Stormcloud past his prime? if not, he needs to take a step up and improve the genetic diversity of ThunderClan. we can't have more relationships between cousins... Thriftear and Bayshine, for example. Fernsong (Thriftear's father) and Sorrelstripe (Bayshine's mother) are siblings. furthermore, Ivypool (Thriftear's mother) and Fernsong (Thriftear's father) are related via Princess (Ivypool's great-grandmother) and Firestar (Fernsong's great-grandfather) being siblings. furthermore, Sorrelstripe (Bayshine's mother) and Dewnose (Bayshine's father) are related via Firestar (Sorrelstripe's great-grandfather) and Princess (Dewnose's grandmother) being siblings. what?
          	  
          	  even if Moonpaw (Thriftear and Bayshine's daughter) and Goldenpaw (Sunbeam and Nightheart's son) get together, that would still be inbreeding. Princess (Moonpaw's great-great-grandmother) and Firestar (Goldenpaw's great-great-grandfather) are related. furthermore, Leafpool (Moonpaw's great-great-grandmother) and Squirrelflight (Goldenpaw's great-grandmother) are siblings, not to mention the three different ways Moonpaw is inbred, with her parents being inbred and both sets of her grandparents being inbred, not to mention that Goldenpaw is inbred via Nightheart.
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JAZZY_SODA

Warrior Cats Shower Thoughts?
          
          1. so few cats in the series have brown eyes!
          
          2. what's the difference between golden eyes and yellow eyes? all three also carry different connotations, at least for me. golden eyes either gives "I'm the shining golden main character" or "I'm a warm, gentle nurturer." on the other hand, yellow eyes gives "I'm the cruel, calculating antagonist," unless they're warm yellow eyes, in which case they would give "I'm a strategic, reserved character, but I am displaying a rare moment of affection for this specific protagonist after years of character development with them, for I now realize I care about this protagonist as an individual and not just as a resource to exploit." I don't know, I'm an overthinker.
          
          3. we don't know how Smudge, Violet, Barley, WarriorClan, BloodClan, or the guardian cats are doing. or Cody, Minty, Jessy...

JAZZY_SODA

4. Berryheart overreacted over nothing. medicine cats are still prohibited from engaging in any form of romantic activities. leaders still hold absolute power in their Clan provided a) more than 25% of the Clan does not express dissatisfaction with their leadership, b) at least one of the medicine cats does not express dissatisfaction, c) at least one other leader does not express dissatisfaction, or, heck, d) at least one StarClan cat does not express dissatisfaction. all that changed is the immigration of a single cat is now legal under very strict and specific circumstances. if only she understood genetic diversity...
            
            5. is Stormcloud past his prime? if not, he needs to take a step up and improve the genetic diversity of ThunderClan. we can't have more relationships between cousins... Thriftear and Bayshine, for example. Fernsong (Thriftear's father) and Sorrelstripe (Bayshine's mother) are siblings. furthermore, Ivypool (Thriftear's mother) and Fernsong (Thriftear's father) are related via Princess (Ivypool's great-grandmother) and Firestar (Fernsong's great-grandfather) being siblings. furthermore, Sorrelstripe (Bayshine's mother) and Dewnose (Bayshine's father) are related via Firestar (Sorrelstripe's great-grandfather) and Princess (Dewnose's grandmother) being siblings. what?
            
            even if Moonpaw (Thriftear and Bayshine's daughter) and Goldenpaw (Sunbeam and Nightheart's son) get together, that would still be inbreeding. Princess (Moonpaw's great-great-grandmother) and Firestar (Goldenpaw's great-great-grandfather) are related. furthermore, Leafpool (Moonpaw's great-great-grandmother) and Squirrelflight (Goldenpaw's great-grandmother) are siblings, not to mention the three different ways Moonpaw is inbred, with her parents being inbred and both sets of her grandparents being inbred, not to mention that Goldenpaw is inbred via Nightheart.
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WarriorLionstripe

Chaos. 

JAZZY_SODA

(This is specifically for @sochathedragon and @HttydWofwarriorcats my GOATsssssss >:DDDD!) Look, I finally published a book about Warrior Cats! I was nervous to do so for a while because it's a "cringe" series, but, honestly, I feel joy and relaxation in coming back to all these adorable (and perhaps murderous) kitties <333 How are you all doing?

HttydWofwarriorcats

@JAZZY_SODA AWWWEEEEE THAT’S WONDERFUL
            SPRRY I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS I’M NOT RLLY ON WATTPAD MUCH :( BUT I SHALL HAVE A LOOK!! 
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sochathedragon

JAZZY WHAT ITS BEEN SO LONG HRU

JAZZY_SODA

@sochathedragon Haha, you can always take a hiatus if you want :) I'm alr! Just chilling ;D
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sochathedragon

@jazzy_soda oh nice! That would be good for me lol :/
            I'm okay, you?
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JAZZY_SODA

@sochathedragon I had a huge Wattpad hiatus a while ago, but I AM BACK >:DDDD HOW ARE YOUUUUU
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HttydWofwarriorcats

HEYYY
          FRIEND
          HOW YOU BEEN?
          HAVEN’T SPOKE TO YOU IN AGES… I MUST RECTIFY THAT IMMEDIATELY 

JAZZY_SODA

@HttydWofwarriorcats I'm so-so haha, no worries! Hru?!
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HttydWofwarriorcats

@JAZZY_SODA OH OOF :/
            Get better soon!! 
            Well.. you probably are by now  sorry it’s been so long!! 
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JAZZY_SODA

@HttydWofwarriorcats What's up? I'm in track and field, though I haven't ran in any races because I was unfortunately recovering from an injury :( It's getting a lot better, and I can't wait to be able to race again soon!
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