JC_Glitch
@sifonix Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Pixar DVD's but he will never give you Up
JC_Glitch
JC_Glitch
I read through all the stories I've written and i honestly was to cry.
Purplemist14
@JC_Glitch it has been a long journey. If you read a few of my fanfics from 2015 you'd see that my writing style was a lot different back then. But I've drafted all those because it makes me cringe so bad that I can't bear to keep them published.
inactive-spooks
want sum fuk?
JC_Glitch
I don't know if anybodies gonna get this, but Don't Stop Me Now by Queen where everything's the same except the HEY HEY HEY is replaced by Bokuto from Haikyuu saying HEY HEY HEY.
Alright i'll leave
JC_Glitch
My teacher is making us write journal entries. This is the second time. She said to make it more about me this time. I wrote it on my yogurt preferences.
inactive-spooks
hdfhdhsjcndhsjfnhdwtnfo do my math homework?
JC_Glitch
Middle School is like playing Chutes and Ladders with the pieces to Clue, but you only have the instructions to UNO and on top of that the next game you’re gonna play after that is Monopoly with the pieces to Sorry because that’s supposed to get you ready for the real world.
fashketchums
@JC_Glitch i mean it's not all bad, there are some fun parts too it, it's mostly just homework that's hard (i'm sorry if i freaked you out akfjskg)
JC_Glitch
To most of the rest of the English-speaking world, a biscuit is what Americans would refer to as either a cookie or a cracker. ... A British biscuit is an American cookie and an American cookie is a British cookie and an American biscuit is a British scone and an American scone is something else entirely
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
viss_sy
@JC_Glitch Not EVERY word, but its a common thing. I personally don't use that much slang/bogan terms but I'm sure there's stuff on YouTube or the internet if you are curious to know what else there is
JC_Glitch
If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404. This entire year is one big error message. We're a giant glitch in the system. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
whimky
wHeEzE