Welcome, welcome!

May the odds be always in your favor, let Hogwarts guide you home and, seriously, don't panic - the answer to the Great Question is 42. Born and raised in the Great South Land, I typically own a kangaroo and race it around the desert with my friends for kicks. Cars are for people with no imagination, as are doors. Coffee and Coldplay are some of the best things in life - one thing most of the world can agree on, I think, along with the thought that (on occasion) the universe really is out to get you. But here's comfort from the great Charlieissocoollike. Always deny the apocalypse - you'll usually be right, and when you're wrong, there'll be no one around to tell you I told you so. Oscar Wilde is one of my poetic inspirations as he was one of the best people in the world for taking a simple thing and screwing with it - which is basically an apt definition for poetry. My favorite character of his is, unsurprisingly, Lord Henry from Dorian Gray. He says little things like this: "The masses feel that drunkenness, stupidity, and immorality should be their own special property, and that if anyone of us makes an ass of himself he is poaching on their preserves." Brilliant. I enjoy TED Talks, creative cursing, custard tarts, egotistic characters, strong female characters, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Skulduggery Pleasant, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and anything written by Nora Roberts containing romance. There are, of course, many more things I could write here about your truly, (as I am a highly interesting person) but honestly, meh.

I'm sure you have other things to do with your rapidly dwindling lifespan. 

Good luck with that, by the way.