I love to write. I love to read. I have a crush on Theo James (be honest with me honey, who doesn't?) Ice cream = life. Wifi+bed+food=my idea of heaven. I love running, walking, weightlifting, tabata, pilates, sports, swimming, hiking, and attempting to make my body look like a pretzel in any other possible way, even if it involves weird cramped necks and getting hurt! I work at an office and I enjoy complaining about how much I hate it. Math is my worst enemy. Go Navy, beat Army! Cookies make me very, very happy. So does fall. And Kai lattes, and anything pumpkin. I love painting. Someone once told me my personality is like unto a goat. I don't really watch TV shows. I love movies. Audrey Hepburn is my idol. If I could have lunch with anyone famous, alive or dead, I'd pick Jenifer Lawrence. I can't spell to save my soul. I get really shy at parties. I get really loud and obnoxious around my best friends. I send about 500 texts a day on average. Why am I still typing? I guess I just want to use all 2000 characters. I'm that kind of person. I've never been out of the country, but I went to Hawaii once and hated every second of it. I've been in love four times. I have dyslexia. I hate weddings. I love to cook. I feel ashamed of myself if I'm not wearing makeup and nail polish. I want to be an author when I grow up but I'm going to be a computer scientist instead so I can make money. The world is a hard place kids! There is a guy who is remodeling our basement who I never talk to but I call him "Uncle Tim," when he's not around. Oh, how could I forget? I love music. ALL music. Rap, Hip hop, Reggae, Pop, Country, Classical, Folk. Did I forget to mention anything?
Okay that was literally the stupidest profile ever. I'm not like that in real life, or ever for that matter! I don't know what got into me there...lol! Anyway, thanks for stopping by my page! I hope you like my humble attempts at writing, have a great day!
- The shire
- JoinedAugust 11, 2016
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