I would like to pen a wildly popular YA story in which rebellious youths with attitude struggle against an unfeeling and bewilderingly complex and obtuse dystopia which does something weird and ultimately a bit confusing to its citizens like, say, assign them a mental template at age fourteen or whatever but I know my attempt would be A) Bad and B) short, as all involved would be rounded up and executed in short order.
Wait, I did try to do that. And that's what happened. Mostly.
Sigh.