Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well.
I never thought I had such an exciting life, before I heard what people talk about me.
Everyone who knows me can be divided into two groups: those who like me and those who still don't know me.
I'm not sarcastic only when I sleep.
When you stop worrying about what people will say, then you start being yourself.
You are not supposed to like me, because I'm not a Facebook status