Don't you love it when you top frag but then bottom frag because your random teammate gets like 999 assists and zero kills so you went Jager for nothing knowing you'll never see his elite animation so you go and play overwatch but then you realize that your friend died of ligma and so did his xbox account so he can't game share with you anymore so you can't play overwatch and will never get golden guns for junkrat and reach gold border so you get back on Rainbow Six Siege and see that it needs a 600 GB update so you start the update but then go to queue only to pause it to play another game because it causes lag so you get on fallout 76 and join a server but someone took your camp spot so You move to white springs but some how You can feel your lungs and you are all green because people dropped a nuke on whitesprings like 999 times already and not on the fissure sites like you are supposed to in the game so you quit Fallout 76 and hop onto Fallout New Vegas just so you can see your lovely gay doctor Arcade Gannon but just remembered you sold him to Caesar so he hates you for all eternity so you go and try and find Veronica and when you do she fists you because she's a paciFIST get it? Haha but seriously your booty hole stretched so you get off Fallout New Vegas and sit at your xbox home, wondering what to do so you contact Trump ask him why your peepee so hard.
Then when that 600 GB update of Rainbow Six Siege is over you hop on and get team killed by a bronze recuit with the GSG9 shotgun so you pick Buck to shotgun them back but they team kill you agian and somehow you're the one who got kicked from the game so you sit in the lobby to stare at Jäger for about 10 minutes before angrily playing Bejeweled Stars and missing a gem that could make a cube.
My life is a lie like the cake in portal because GLaDOS said so and called me a moron like she did with wheatley whom is still in space up to this day.
NASA didn't find him yet. And they never will