Welcome to my Sanctuary !

**My profle pic is a promo for my story. It's not on here just yet though...**

! I am from INKPOP, if any of you Inkpoppers are on here !

A little something-something about mwah:
! i am married to john morrison, adam lambert, bruno mars, troy polamalu, the undertaker, matthew bellamy, adam levine, drew brees, danny trejo, etc, so back away from my men !
! i realized that edward and jacob are 304s, so i am on team jasper !
! i did not know that birds breathed until earlier this year. !
! i talk to myself... but who doesn't? !
! Prince Nuada from Hellboy: the Golden Army is the best freggin' villain of all time. and he's smokin' hot !
! awesomrama is the official word of the swantana sanctuary !
! the person whom made blue powerade and apple juice are my heroes !
! i'm living a triple-life; beat that hannah montana !
! Lady Gaga and I was born on the same day ! **gasps** is that why I'm weird? !
! i'm not afraid of anyone, so f*** with me and i eat you !
! i'm an artist, visionary, minion, grits, monkey, musician, enchantress.... yeah. i have dreams !
! i live off of intellectual juice... and i need some now !!! !
! i'm hungry as i write this... !
! i forgot... !

Rawwrrrrrrrrrrrr ! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ! I LOVE SMILEY FACES :))) :DDD

==> Can't you tell that I'm a teenager by now ? <===

~~~The most important thing about mwuah: you be crabby with me, i be crabby with you. I will not hold my tongue for anybody or anything. I was not raised to kiss butts. If you write something that is utterly rude or nasty, i suggest that you keep it to your dang self, okay? Honest critisism is something i can bear, but if you are just down right inappropiate, then you'll find me standing outside your house very soon with a shotgun...loaded. Thank you ! Good night ! ~~~

umm... that's all i'm allowed to tell you. big brother is watching us.