I have a fanfic trope idea thingy in my head. Y'all know the common guardian angel trope, right? What If someone did that with whatever ship they please, except there's a twist. They aren't really a guardian angel. They play it up like they are, but then they return to heaven for a moment and we see a conversation with another angel that's along the lines of:
Randomangel: where have you been?
Mcangel: just... Exploring ..
Randomangel: you picked up a stray mortal, didn't you?
Mcangel: whaaaaat...? NoOoOoO...
Randomangel: you picked up a stray human...?
Mcangel:.... ..... .... I picked up a stray human....