@JUST-A_STR4NG3R
"Well coming to you wasn't exactly my first option, alright wise guy?" He huffed. "And hey! I don't need you judging my habits alright, I was doing just fine without you around. If asking you for advice is an issue I'll just go away again!"
@Rockytop767
"YOU need advice? Aren't you supposed to he a genius?" He asked and crossed his arms, deciding to be petty. "Well if you were banned from your favorite restaurant you must have been going there quite a bit, which means it must've been pretty bad if they just now banned you."
@JUST-A_STR4NG3R
"Geez you don't have to shout." Bill rolled his eye looking annoyed. "Listen- buddy, I need advice.. You see I'm going through something and my favorite restaurant probably banned me for life. Where's a triangle supposed to turn to if not family?" He leaned on him now, trying to look pitiful.
(You get a Bill starter >:3)
"Well if it isn't my eSTRANGEd brother!" Bill Cipher appeared in all his triangle glory, putting an arm around Tad and flicking his hat off of his head. "Long time no see!"
@JUST-A_STR4NG3R
"I know right? I'm so proud of me. I even made myself a deer teeth necklace to celebrate! Want one?" He offered, pulling a necklace out of thin air. "Also, when have you of all beings spoken to the axolotl?"
@Rockytop767
Tad narrowed his eye at the mocking, putting his hands on his sides as he looked at the other. "At least I respect a god more powerful than me by not getting their species wrong." He pointed out, flicking a finger at him. "A week? That's a record."
@JUST-A_STR4NG3R
"Amphibians not lizards!" Bill mocked, using his hand as a puppet to talk high pitched. "That's what you sound like, what a nerd." He glared at him now. "I'm perfectly under control! In fact, I'm sooo in control I haven't destroyed any galaxies in like- a week!"