Z: Guys I'm Mediterranean, does that mean if someone's mean to me I can call them racist?
Me: Yes
A: No. 
Z: Sooo what's everyone's race?
*debate on who stole who's ancestry*
Me: I'm Mexican 
Z: OH SHIT ARE YOU LEGAL???
*entire room starts dying
A: YOU CANT SAY THAT
C: You shouldn't ask that
Ab: I love this (starts playing illegals in my yard)
Z: NO IM GENUINELY ASKING
Me: what are you planning to call ice?
Z: no I know too many immigrants... so are you?
Me: Yes
Z: YOURE ILLEGAL?
Me: NO IM LEGAL