My name is Jake. I am Gayer than Frank Ocean and Skittles all put together!!! Im a Twink and a Fairy. don't like it. don't talk to me. 

I am maybe the most hyper person you will ever meet. If you feed me M&M's I will tie you to my bed and love you for forever. 

I know French & Italian & Greek

Hold on I have to go to Maury and find out who my baby daddy is. 

Me: Maury we was at the Club and Superman said I was sexy so he picked me up and I gave him my virginity. And I ended up pregnant. 

Maury: When it comes to 4 month old Brandon. Superman you are not the father. 

Superman: Told you I wasn't the father. 

Me: ......MAURY WE WAS AT THE CLUB AND THE FLASH SAID THAT I WAS SEXY SO HE PICKED ME UP AND I GAVE HIM MY VIRGINITY AND I ENDED UP PREGNANT. He is the father. I know that for a fact. 

Maury: The Flash...you are NOT the father. 

*Flash runs around the stage like he was on crack*

The Flash: TOLD YOU I WONT THE FATHER!! DON'T CALL ME NO MORE!!! 

Me:......MAURY!!! 

The man: Maury Is the father. 

Me: Told yall he took my virginity. 

I KNOW WHO MY BABY DADDY IS!!!! 

ANNYYWAAAAY FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME!!!

I am a 17 year old crazy person. 

-cute face- I will give you Oreo's and Cookies. FRIED OREOS!!! MAYBE SOME SKITTLES?!?!.

I love being gay. I am obsessed with Dominant and Submissive relationships. Wanna dominate me Daddy?! You want too?!?!

PEEEEAAACEE OUUUUT.