Hi, I'm Squishy!
I'm awesome, 'tis all you need to know.
My pimp: ShadowHeart
My hoe: VampsRfurSUCKERZ
My co-hoe: Phuk_u
I'm 6' blah'' and I got black hair and green eyes...I think, I dunno, I haven't looked in the mirror for awhile...I'm light skinned, yadda, yadda. I live in the dark side along with the Ambassador, my liege.
If you are a Light Sider be prepared to TASTE OUR EPIC POWERS!
Ah yes, the Light Side, they have milk, horrible organic milk. Whilst us Dark Siders have cookies. I seriously feel like I'm missing something here...>:/
Hmmmm, things I like....
~My girlfriend Mara [aka ShadowHeart] >:D
~Bunnies
~Sweets
~Gary, THE Gary from Spongebob Squarepants
~My older sister Jenna
~Testin' out my awesome Dark Side Powers with Phuk_u
~Staying here in the dark side
~Kicking light sider's ass
~Using my epic emo-hair-flipping moves [it kills anyone wearing pink within a 5 mile radius]
~Being a bad boy >:}
~Measuring my awesome meter
~Looking for the money I STILL owe my Pimp
~Writing random stuff. Yea, you won't see me finish anything here quickly. Just keep coming up with new stuff.
~Running from my murderous bunny (she's just so grumpy, I don't know why)
~Talkin' to my friends! :3
~gettin' arrested... hehehehehehehe...
Adieu! :D
- In the dark side having cookies with Ambassador Phuk_u :3
- JoinedAugust 11, 2011
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