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anyways this is more of a rant post so uhh yeah here we go
this weekend, my cousin was at my house. we very rarily get along, and when i finished lunch and rinsed my mouth (i have to do that cuz pallette expander) i walk in my room and my crackhead cousin is sitting on the top bunk of my bed and says "which one is it gonna be?" obviously me, extremely fucking confused, ask him what he's talking about. he says back "what game do you want to play? rocket league, fortnite, or tf2?" me, too tired to do anything, just sit there while he's staring at me, basically giving me a brain anyeurism. he then jumps down from the top bunk and says "which one is it gonna be? i gave you options." i say i dont feel like playing anything. he then calls me "daddy" and knees me in the crotch. obviously, im screaming in pain. my grandma walks in and says "evan, we have to leave so we can get to mojave at 5 so robin can pick you up. im over here, still grimacing in pain, but my mind is just going "LES GOO *1:30 of magic touch plays*" my cousin starts having a temper tantrum, and starts (fake) crying. after my grandma leaves, my cousin stops fake crying, grabs his phone, and plays on full volume 1 2 buckle my shoe. me, obviously annoyed, sees my grandpa's pocket knife, and has a very strong urge to grab it and beat the shit out of his phone. of course, i didnt, because my mom would beat the shit out of me. anyways, i cant remember what else happened so goodbye