JackWritez
(This legit happened to me like 5 mins ago)
Kid: *looks at me* is that a boy or girl?
Me: *looks at the kid* neither
Other kid: it's a girl
Me: No, Im not.
Other kid: then what are you?
Me: Niether.
Other kid: But, if someone asks what your gender is then what do you tell them.
Me: *slightly getting irritated* I tell them I'm neither. And if they ask what's in my pants, I say, "Determination bitch." *walks away*