Dad! I'm serious this time!
You're an irresponsible father!
You left Noelle grounded and told everyone else you were joking.
You didn't care when Hailey killed herself.
You're not even there for us.
You hate Uncle Kristoff
And now you want to send me to Pitch's lair.
You should be grounded for eternity!
You're lucky your 7 kids aren't you're parents.
DO YOU STILL GO ONLINE DAD YOUR NOT REPLYING TO MY MESSAGES OR TALKING FREQUENTLY YOU HAVE SEVEN KIDS TO LOOK AFTER AND MOM DOES ALL THE WORK GET OFF YA LAZY ASS AND LOOK AFTER US OR I'LL STEAL YOUR STAFF!
Okay, just kidding. But seriously.