Lesson one: don't let the man in the cupboard eat the cat

Lesson two: the man in the cupboard doesn't like when you talk about him

Lesson three: the man in the cupboard doesn't like when you read about him

Lesson four: run. If you have read any of this, you need to run. Please he will find you. Please, look out for a man with brown hai




















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