Greetings. I am Jack, SON!
Get it? Jackson?
I've been told I'm not humorous so perhaps that was unnecessary. Excuse that people. Aside from the awful joke, there is not much to say. Men are what I fancy and I am smitten for some foolish brat with the attention span of a rabbit, patience of a clown fish, yet the commitment of a shopaholic in line during Black Friday. Seriously admirable commitment. Sue me.

So, apparently I'm supposed to state likes or whatever. Okay. Fine.
Coldplay
Oasis
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Arctic Monkeys
The Beatles
Snow Patrol
The Cure
The Strokes
Third Eye Blind
Pink Floyd
AC/DC
The Rolling Stones

Now some quotes because I was told these are necessary to be an annoying member of this community.

"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence." -- Mark Twain

"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf." -- Lana Turner

~Tell me I'm your favorite place to go when your mind searches for peace, and I will give you a haven where you may rest.

~Don't be afraid of embracing your own sexuality, fantasies, and desires.

Okay. That was good enough. See you on the flip side.

PS: @HecDaevis is okay.