Me internally: having an identity crisis, who am I, what am I, oh god death is inevitable I’m having a midlife crisis already, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis because death can come at any second, our existence doesn’t matter, hey btw are you sure you’re the right gender? And are you sure you’re bisexual? Oh yeah btw kys but don’t because you might miss some fun
Me, externally: *scrolling through Johnny pics* that’s one tall bitch