Jackswaifuu

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Jackswaifuu

I have a friend who refers to me as his little sister. He told me he had a dream about a girl and some shnit about kissing booth. Then he said oh you know that girl and I know her too. I was like dude can I know? He’s like no not you. Like bro 
          Can you make it more flucking obvious
          I don’t want things to get weird
          why would you do this
          And today he was like do you believe in prophetic dreams?
          LIKE DUDE GOING TOO  FAR YOURE ONLY GONNA MAKE THINGS AWKWARD IDK I DONT WANT TO TALK ANYMORE IM SCARED.
          
          What should I do?

noahswaifu

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@Jackswaifuu  when I already knew about this But anyways, I think this is the same reaction I had when you told me but WHAT THE FUCK?
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Jackswaifuu

So yesterday at 10:40 I was making cookies, I put them in the oven with a timer for 12 minutes as the pack said. 
          I came back ten minutes later only to realize I hadn’t preheated the oven, so the timer was just bringing in the heat but it wasn’t baking anything. 
          
          Then I had to leave the cookies in because they would’ve gone soft if I left them out so I just added more minutes and pressed start. Then I came back and apparently I had to press bake before it started and NOTHING was cooking so I did that. 
          
          Then I took them out and they were fine but they could’ve been better so I took the last bit of dough and put it in the oven already preheated. 
          So I went to the studio and played piano and I came back 20 minutes later running because I burned the cookies.
          
          Im a fighter bro

noahswaifu

@Jackswaifuu  I- what a tragic story
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