Jacob Greene

Nah bro Sam and Colby are WILD

The toilet seat at work bit me 

First actual chapter in the battle mutts book has been released 

Walked into my house after work and it smelled like Mexican food heaven 

Whoever created the alcohol training program should be chucked off a bridge, this is the most boring yet necessary thing I’ve ever done

My basic US infantry uniform is almost complete, I just need boots and a undershirt 

Parents really do come in clutch sometimes

I survived my night and I’m feeling fine the next day, good to be awake

Haha, am drunk, am not in jail, had a great night, good night all

I am officially 21 today. Time to be young and dumb.