Jacqueline Lovely

Um my damn story is gone wtf

Yeet yeet potato treats

*uterus starts to whine in the middle of writing*
          please can you just would you just if you would be so kind it would be so frick fracking nice if you would not

*gets really inspired*
          *remembers has work in the morning*
          *LOUD GROANING NOISE*

.....can I just......
          .....borrow.........
          *grabs playboy magazine from friend*
          ....for research....purposes.......

*le in the middle of writing* *starts feeling cramps* oh no *cramps gradually intensify* no plz no *bladder whines* nO *really has to pee* I really wanted to write, but even my fcking bladder doesn't believe in me *gets up defeated and goes to the bathroom*