I write sexually explicit stories (smut) about players from the Australian Football League (AFL). 

You will like my work if you like:
- Sex scenes and other situations that are so realistic it almost defeats the purpose of writing them as fictional stories.
- Sex scenes that are so in-depth and detailed you're more likely to fall asleep than have an orgasm.

You won't like my work if you don't like:
- Smut with your fluff
- The Sydney Swans

You can find me on AO3 as Jacques_Carneses