@CloseTheDamnDoor Holy Macarolli. I have found an old relic of the past *^* (cough only a year ago cough) (sooo long ago cough) (cough darn allergies cough).
Whale, when a mama Onion and a Papa onion love each other very much they plant a little baby onion. Then it turns into a human when tHE STUPID STORK STEALS IT AND AND USES BLACK MAGIC TO TURN IT INTO A HUMAN AND GIVES IT TO A HUMAN COUPLE. The End~ :3