JadeMele

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 
          	
          	Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.

JadeMele

Markiplier:OKAY HERE'S THE SCENE! *waves hand around* You're driving home from work all safe and sound trying to get back to your bowl of popcorn and your episode of GLEE! But you hear a crackle on the radio..."THE CRAZED BUTT-STABBER has escaped from Arkham Asylum!" But it's not bad, hecan't be in your area. You walk in your front door going "I CAN'T BE STABBED MULTIPLE TIMES IN DA BUTT!" TOO LATE! HE'S IN YOUR HOUSE! AND YOU DIE! DEAD...FROM MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS...to da butt...