~I'd like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.~

•We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.•

It's no wonder Slytherins are like" F***  the rest of you" like Fred and George Weasley booed an 11-year-old who got sorted into Slytherin. {I have nothing against Fred and George I love them} 

Like f***ing imagine you're 11 and at Hogwarts and you're a F***ing WIZARD and you like YEA IMMA LEARN MAGIC but also I MIGHT PUKE 'cause you're 11 and away from home for the first time and terrified 

and your first interaction is to be booed at by three-quarters of the school

Like F*** you guys 


*Slow Clap*

{BTW I mean no offense to anyone }