I'm not sure how you stumbled onto my account but NEVERMIND THAT! WELCOME TO THE ACCOUNT FILLED OF WEIRD BOOKS THAT I NEVER FINISH AND PROBABLY WONT EVER PUBLISH!
OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!
SO SPONGEY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR BOULDER THAT I KNOW MIGHT GO SLOW BUT THAT PIZZA'S GETTING COLDER
(An original parody of a bit of the chorus in the song 'Closer'. This was inspired by a certain episode of SpongeBob.)
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JadeTheSmexyPotato
Jan 28, 2017 01:38AM
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. Then she asked if he liked her. He said no. She asked if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked if he would cry if she walked a...View all Conversations