What if Edwardo was a banana? Like...think about it. Bananas can be green. Edwardo wears green. But so are stop lights. Stop lights are both yellow and green. So stop lights must also be bananas! And if you pain a banana red it is also a stop light. So, Tord, Edwardo, and Edd are all bananas. But oh! A stop light has 3 lights. A triangle has 3 sides. And one of the lights (as I stated earlier) is green. Wanna know what else has 3 sides? The illumanati. Tord, Edd, Edwardo, stop lights, and bananas are part of the illumanati.