JägerMeister

I’ve been busy with life. Thought I’d check in. And oh my GOD.

ITS BEEN 6 YEARS WHAT THE FUCK

Some threads I accidentally started almost 5 years ago are still alive and it’s safe to confirm I was a very strange child when I was younger.
          Tf was I doing.

I’m fucking sorry it’s been 5 years since I got here.
          5
          Fucking
          Years
          
          What the fuck

What- why is my timer saying 4 years- it- hasn’t been that long has it? 
          
          HOLY SHIT WAIT-

I’m still alive 
          Basic update on my life. Skip past if you don’t care to read ((honestly same))
          
          • I am now a full time discord admin and bot engineer for multiple servers
          • it has officially been a year since I started playing siege ((I am now an elite goblin))
          • I recently bought myself a vr headset and am now on vrchat. 
          • got a full time job.
          • survived COVID. *finger guns*
          • Am now a full time cosplayer! ((Of jäger. Obviously))
          • made some friends through TikTok. Yes I have an account. No I’m not telling you what it is.
          
          That’s is- now for the book updates 
          I am going back over some chapters of one of my books to add a good end/ bad end to my chapters. That’s it
          
          Another update!
          Close friends. ((Hoodie, clover, etc)) are all on discord now. Sometimes coming on here to check wussup. You can find links to the server everywhere over my own and clovers account. 
          
          That’s all from me- bye 

Nearly been 3 years since I first joined wattpad. Thanks to everyone who stuck around and put up with me and my shenanigans for that long. And whoever is new, thanks for being here, even if you leave soon
          
          https://youtu.be/gNWeKdoz5YU
          ^ just a song but with a kazoo- I’m not joking it’s just a kazoo-

@HoodieTheWatcher
          @CloverTheIrishGlitch
          
          Based off of something funny
          Clover: another story i heard about myself, this one happened in the monastery. We had this wizard in the monastery thats kids went to it to learn, the wizards name was john and his son was called zac. He was a rookie when i was an apprentice, so he was two years below me. And john was an asshole, and one weekend he and his wife decided to leave town, which you should never do, if you’re an asshole. And zac decided to throw a party at the wizards house. Hurray *does jazz hands* and everyone in the area heard about it. 
          ((Pretend Dallas, houston and wolf were around okay? For convenience)) *looks at wolf, dallas and houston* and we all got up individually
          Wolf: and thought okay, lets go over there and destroy the place
          Dallas + wolf + clover + houston: *evil smiles*
          Dallas: i walked into this party, everyone i had ever met was there. And everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the civil war and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. 
          Houston: it was totally unsupervised.
          Clover: we were dogs without horses
          Wolf: *confused stare at clover*
          Clover: we were running wild. 
          Dallas: i walked down to the basement, they had a pool table in the basement, wolf took a running start and threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half
          Houston: another kid found out which room was johns room upstairs and when and took a shit on his computer
          Wolf: so the party was going great
          Clover: im standing in the basement, holding a red cup, the one you see in movies ((just roll with it)), and im just standing there holding this red cup and im starting to black out and i guess someone said like “something something police”
          Wolf: and in a brilliant moment of word association, i yelled “fuck da police!” “FUCK DA POLICE!”
          Houston: and everyone else joined in. 100 drunk, white children shouting “fuck da police”
          ((Going to be continued on new note))

SO THIS IS A DAY KATW BUT IM REAL SAD AND I NEARLY CRIED BUT I DIDN’T
          
          I GOT REAL ATTACHED TO THE GAME PLOT AND I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN ON IT
          BUT I FINISHED THE ENTIRE HALF LIFE 2 STORY LINE ((half life 2, episode one and two)) AND IM SO SAD BECAUSE THE ENDING WAS SUCH AN ABRUPT ONE AND NOW I NEED A HALF LIFE 3 BECAUSE I MUST AVENGE MY FRIEND AND I WANT TO KNOW IF GORDON AND ALYX DO GET TOGETHER AND AHHHHHHHHHH

Last day of college today
          We got kazoo ‘the final countdown on’ and we wrote on the wall 
          2020! GANG
          
          Yeah we’re all vibing