Hey.
I don't really know what to say here without sounding like some illiterate scene-kid.
My books were all started when I was in year 6, 12 years old, and goin through
"The Random Phase"
So please, don't judge me by the first few chapters, if you want to read anything that isn't complete and utter trash, I suggest going from chapter 100 onwards (or the newest one if there are less than 100). 
But hopefully I won't cringe to death in three years when I read what I write now.
They're nice memories though.
So anyways, to sum up the incredibly obnoxious and mathematically-challenged, tryhard person I am:
I like making art and listening to music. Sometimes I'm fucking mean, but I'm not trying to be nasty, just constructive or (unsuccessfully) funny.
If you are a douchebag, I don't like you (tbh I'm kinda sorry for you bro).
Also, I feel like it is worth mentioning that I really like cats
And they tend to like me
And I
Will
Stop to pet a cat if I see one 
Regardless of the fact that I am allergic to them.
Idk, I felt like that was relevant and kinda said a bit about me.
I'm not sure what (Jfc I'm not that self absorbed, I don't think about deep and philosophical underlying meanings for my behaviour to advertise to myself that I'm an amazing person).
Now that I think about it, I feel like that little explanation also said a lot about me. Again idk so whatever.
Goodbye person, hopefully you won't forget about me too quickly so I have some sort of purpose (even of it is to entertain a complete stranger on the Internet for 5-20 minutes).