LordExplosionMurder

Soo...hi?

hello guys, girls, gays, and theys
          i just want to say, it's our month! i will accept you no matter who you are (unless you're homophobic/transphobic then fuck you)
          happy pride month, wherever you are
          ily

I would like to describe a dream I had.
          
          So, I was at my meme's(pronounced Mimi, she's my dead grandma, she was alive in the dream) house. Her garage had a giant L shaped couch in it and all of my family and friends were there. We started popcorn reading a random kid's book and when it was my turn I couldn't read it because I got too used to reading manga. Then, we were all in the kitchen and realised my little siser wasnt there. She managed to go to my aunt's house which was a block away(keep in mind my aunt and cousins were at my meme's).
          My uncle went and got her, then my cousin(who is three years younger than me) decided to come out as a lesbian. I was very proud of her. I also came out to her as a lesbian. Then my cousin and all my friends went to the back bedroom and then it miraculously turned into a hype house for vtubers and I called shxtou and vox akume into the back bedroom with me and my friends and I got to hug them both. I was very happy that I got to hug shxtou.

unhh~

what color is the red wire

pov: your straight crush comes over and platonically sits in your lap and makes you horny and you can't say anything bc it will be weird asf to mention the fact that she made you horny
          
          
          if you're reading this(to crush)
          you saw nothing

hey bitches
          wassup

just some random tiktoks i found
          
          https://www.tiktok.com/@the.realshoto.todoroki/video/6956488849728032002?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
          https://www.tiktok.com/@kenmazconsole/video/6984518772669500678?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
          https://www.tiktok.com/@fundashi_bnha/video/6959712085093780741?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

*excited noises because im in toga cosplay (just the hair and makeup tho) and managed to convince my mom to let my friend come over and stay the night*

hello bitches
          i can only communicate through wattpad atm
          
          so, the bitches in my friend group, we need to all live in a house together
          like a sorority/fraternity but gay