A Ripped Condom

Missing you

AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON I STALK YA FEED

YEE

IN TEH PANTS

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Didn't have to go to church.
          
          Priest got charged with child molestation.
          
          
          
          *celebrates in honour of the children who were touched by greasy Catholic hands*

*having a burial for a very amazing face that my husband can't appreciate*

So
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I'm a father...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          To my son Pepe.

Just to clarify, you're married to me. And we have a child. Named Pepe. 
          Just saying.

Your relationship status is married. You're married.