Jake

Hey call sorry for the quick publish and unpublish of my shinso book, I accidentally pressed the publish button instead of the save button 

Can you update the creepy pasta chatfic? If not that's totally fine!

I am currently fighting Demons to Not Write a William Afton fanfic
          Specifically
          A fast burn with teeth rotting fluff but Gut turning Gore
          And I’m fighting even More Demons to not make Mr afton the Most man whore character ever
          Cuz like
          Tall gay British man whore
          But by gay i dont mean the stereotypical “yass queen” Gay
          I mean like the constantly flirting and teasing dilf Kind of gay.
          And by flirting I of course mean the toe curling butterflies inducing kind of flirting that as soon as the person stops you get all hot and bothered because they didn’t rip your clothes off and fuck you.
          
          And before yall ask, yes it’s and x reader, and yes there will be smut 
          
          Anyways LMK IF YALL WOULD READ THAT 
          
          
          BYEEE

Hey y’all, it’s jake here.
          I’m back from my break and I’m just here to say that 
          Do you really find that unattractive and weird, or is it just a kink that society has told you is creepy?
          
          (This is a JOKE!! please take it as such and don’t do anything dumb)

Hope you’re doing ok now :)

Hello everyone please read this 
          um technoblade has sadly passed  away of stage 4 cancer. 
          This isn’t a joke and this isn’t something to joke about. 
          If you know who he is im sure you’re sad as well.. 
          he meant a lot to me and him dying is so close to my last straw.
          I hope you understand that I may not be posting or doing anything for awhile..
          um thank you for reading and please don’t harass his family or his friends, as it’s going against his wishes. 
          Thank you and have a nice day or night.

hello JakeFrom_State-Farm it is I, Ur_Average_Pokemon, i have returned at last. And as long as i can help it, im not leaving. 

Wait never mind-
          I have my pfp and I am comfortable enough to change it lol 

Goodbye old pfp..
          
          We’ve have a perfect 2 years, 
          You were with me through every phone swap I’ve had,
          Sadly I’ve lost the photo throughout the many of phones I’ve had but I will find it and I will have it once more
          Right now I think its time for a change,
          Youve been with me through my
          BNHA phase
          Creepypasta phase
          DSMP phase
          MCYT phase 
          BATIM phase
          And the beginning of my Outsiders phase
          
          I just realized that I’ve grown too big of an attachment to this stupid profile picture.
          FUCK

moral of the story,
          I am down bad for Albert flamingo
          in fact I am so down bad that the floor has broken.
          I am falling out the bottom of the earth and crashing through the ozone layer,
          I am falling through space and into another universe, 
          I am falling through this universe and into a black hole.
          I will then die and fall into hell where I will then continue to fall through the 7th circle,
          Eventually I will fall into nothingness and continue to fall until I reach the control panel where I will then turn off gravity only to realize that I am so down bad it won't work.
          From there I will continue to fall and see a universe of all the things that people have lost over time, seeing all of the missing socks and quickly realizing that God is a hoarder. 
          Scoffing and quietly murmuring some profanity as I continue to fall into the grim reaper's office where I will quickly wave and continue on falling into the next stage.
          Giving a quick glance at all the pink fluffy clouds, I will then gasp in shock and horror as I realize I am in my own brain and will eventually reach the dark side.
          A few minutes will pass and it will only get darker, I will then gasp in horror as I realize that the entirety of this part is Albert Flamingo and every little scenario I have thought up about him. 
          Seeing this will only make me fall harder in a never ending loop of longing and lust.
          This part of my brain will last forever, as with every picture and scenario passes by, I will think of more, and only fall harder.
          
          -Jakefrom_State-Farm 
          Thursday, April 7th, 2022.