Ello Samantha and anyone else not named Samantha! 

     [You like that? Well, i'll be changing it every week in exchange for YOUR name! Just tell me it!] 

     Anywho, i'm Jake Desmond. Check me out: 
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Twitter-Jakesayshello
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Flickr-Jakesayscheese 

     Since all that is over and done with, I guess I have to say some stuff about me... But, i have to warn you all, i'm not the wittiest of blokes. So, don't expect anything good coming out of what's next .-. 

~I may look 18 years old, but i'm really 5. 

~I'm Bismexy...Obviously.  

~I'm irish! I have that sexy accent too! But sadly, it comes with a heritage of terrible drinking habits. 

~I can be considered an oddball because of my spontaneous...ness? 

~I love chocolate! 

~I hate Squirrels. Those things are fuckin' scary! 

~Pie is pretty tasty, but i'd rather eat a Twinkie.

~I'd like to live in Middle Earth with Frodo and Sam. That way, i'd be able to talk to Gandalf! 

~I'm a nerd. I love Batman, Iron Man, Thor, Superman, The Flash...You know, the norm! But I have to say that The Incredible Hulk is my all time favorite badass!

~I like music [Ask me.], movies [Ask me..], and Telly [Dammit, I said Ask me!] 

~I'm a good listener and I like to cheer people up. But doesn't everyone? 

~I love to talk. No like seriously..I love it. O.O 

     CHAT ME UP SOMETIME! 

     Hehe, that's all folks!