Jake From Statefarm

e.e So what are you wearing "Jake from Statefarm"

Signing up to Wattpad – great call! Prepare to be addicted :)

Holy fuck its Jake From Statefarm *trys not to scream* 

@xAliveDirectionerx  COME BACK HERE AND LOVE MEH D:<

@xAliveDirectionerx  *Hands you a ring pop* :3

@xAliveDirectionerx  *Stares awkwardly at the wall* :3

@xAliveDirectionerx  Um.. *looks at pants* khaki pants..

ily
          have my babies

Marry me -gets ring pop-

HaHaHa JakeFromStateFarm, HaHaHa.
          You AreThe Best, Well G'Bye