My name is Jakob. 
I'm seventeen. c:
I live in Queensland. Shhh.
I don't get what sexual preferences have to do with anything...?
I have a dog. She's beautiful. And I also have a cat. He's quite adorable too.
I ignore people sometimes, but hey, who doesn't?.
I'm not an idiot, if you're lying to me, I'll find out. 
Unlike most people, I don't want to be a cat or a dog or some cute little animal. I want to be a mongoose. Because I think they're cool.
No, I will not read your stupid fan fiction shit. No I will not vote for your book. No I will not read it. So please don't ask. Or I will be rude. 
I'm not mean or anything, really. o-o
okaybye.