Jambu / Jam / Toad

"OMG, HE'S SO STRONG!! HE COULD CARRY ME AND THROW ME INTO BED SO EASILY!! SO HAWT "
          Yeah, he could also carry you to the nearest window and throw you out of it...

RED SON HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER MY MIND.
          DEAL WITH IT.

GETTING JOURNAL 3 AND THE BOOK OF BILL!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

help not me thinking your location was a ref to AM ☠️

AWH FUCK NAH- I JUST HEARD AN OLD WOMAN SINGING OUTSIDE.
          IT'S NIGHT.
          ALL OF MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOURS ARE SLEEPING.
          WTF
          WHEN I SAY OLD WOMAN BTW IT SOUNDED LIKE A WOMAN IN HER 60s OR 70s 

Just saw someone on reddit ask if Valentino has white periods T0T

Not me evacuating my home in less than 24 hours because of Tropical Cyclone Alfred

Me: *Having an anxiety attack*
          My friend trying to cheer me up: *Puts on looser, baby*
          
          
          Your a LOOSER BABY a LOOSER GODAMN BABY your a FUCKED UP LITTLE WINEY BITCH
          
          Me who had the anxiety attack because I'm still getting past all the times I'd get verbally abused and called a "bitchy cry baby" and genuinely feeling like I am not and will never be good enough for anyone: ...

What story should I work on now?????

tysm for all the votes, lovely!! <33