I'm a person, nothing new here.

Things I have, with full meanings for those that don't know them:

-OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Things about me classified under OCD:
-Fives. Everything has to be fives.
-Never four. Four means death. 
-If not fives, any even will do, except four.
-I like everything perfectly organized. Don't like my layout? Too bad. OCD trumps your opinion.

-Slight DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder, more commonly known as Multiple Personality Disorder)
Things about me classified under DID:
-Terrible memory. Memories with each aren't shared. 
-Random, unexplained changes in conversation.
-Keep in mind this is SLIGHT DID, and incidents of this are rare.

OTHER STUFF

-I'm a genius, only compared to one other on this planet. 
-I can do a Rubik's Cube in 37.61 seconds.
-I prefer rain over sunshine and especially snow.
-I don't like to be crossed over. Trust me, revenge isn't pretty. At least not on the receiver's side.
-There are only three things in this world I want. 1) Classified. 2) Classified. 3) To not deem everything personal as "Classified".

That's all I can think of. Now hurry off, this page isn't worth your time.