After failing to write a blog, I decided to have a go at failing to write a novel instead.

Please feel free to leave your opinions, positive or otherwise. Any tips will be gladly received, and I'd always like to know why you don't like it. Equally, any questions, ask away, and I'll try to give you a coherent answer where possible.
And if you want a free review, I will happily give your book a read no-strings-attached.

I'm more of a coffee person than tea, but my profile displays the correct colour of tea and anyone who disagrees is a heretic. I may swap my profile to something better once i manage to take a photo that doesn't make me look like a sex offender with hypertension. Cameras don't flatter :-)