Hi dear, I’m adopting you. You’re my little murderchild now. In the family of Hearth, we have pretty lax rules when it comes to what most parents are strict about - such as screentime, curfew, and murder. Only killing if they really deserve it. I don’t believe in grounding my children or violently disciplining them, or forcing them into slavery and making them cover the hide of the beast that killed their brother in gold, while forcing them to buy kindness and meals from their own father and then turning into a dragon and trying to kill them.
Love,
Your new dad,
Hearthstone.
