What should I put here?

I refuse to be like everyone else, so I refuse to do some sort of generic stupid intro. But of course I could put something relevant here like what my interests are, who I am, etc. But I don't really want to be an ordinary person but I suppose in doing this I am contradicting myself, aren't I?

But if you're still here than I'm laughing at you because you just wasted 10 to 25 seconds of your precious time. But I am contradicting myself again and you just wasted another couple of seconds reading this stupid trap.