read this on reddit...i must find this person.
I pick dead skin off my feet and then place it on the bulb of my bedside light and smell the fumes when it smoulders. I'm sorry.
what the fuck dude?
Um.... okkkaaaaaay..
I read this in reddit and I DIED LAUGHING!!
I have no beard, but my cat likes to be held like a baby and then press his paw over my lips like "We are snuggling, there is no need to talk."