JasonDeez

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Me when I’m at the insufferable fucking misogynist contest and the parody videos of “pretty girls” walks through the door

JasonDeez

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Going to my first day at a new school with NONE OF MY FRIENDS, a first degree burn ALL OVER MY FACE that I can’t cover with makeup so I look like fucking prince zuko on my first day, I can’t find what classes I have so I have no idea where to go, and about to get on a new med that causes fainting ❤️

JasonDeez

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Actually crying guys Rita Ora caused a 7.0 scale cuntquake as the queen of hearts in rise of red. Love ain’t it actually served such catastrophic levels of cunt it sent me flying

_weezerfan01

cuntquake is diabolical
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JasonDeez

“Let me show you what real true power is” MA’AM YOUR SERVING SO HARD THE WATER LEVELS ARE RISING STOP
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roisalive

Rest in peace Jason Deez. I’m always going to remember and cherish you. I loved the wau you olayed roblox, ate, made fun of me, and drank your crumpets. This is a very difficult time. I just wish i had a chance to speak with you before you left for ten days.

JasonDeez

@roisalive this so direespectful but I miss you too king sized king
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JasonDeez

1 of my friends said I scream in lowercase and i can’t stop thinking about ut

JasonDeez

HELP STOP COOKING ME IN THE REPLIES
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