if you guys think you have lore, i was diagnosed with anorexia a week before my 13th birthday and when my aunty asked what she should get me while on the phone with me and my parents my dad said "a trip to an all-you-can-eat buffet"
yeah lol no one laughed except him, but now thinking about it, terrific comedic timing.
anyway lets hear your weirdest/funniest story :)