Eyyy, u said you like puns and dad jokes and so do I. These are just the ones that came off of the top of my mind.
Why did the pepsi can quit his job? It was so-dapressing.
Trees can't be trusted... They're too shady.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? A bellhop.
What do you call a classy fish? Sofishticated
What did the salad say to the other contents of the fridge?
:
Lettuce rejoice in these amazing puns.
I carrot believe you came up with these so fast.
I'm shaking of laughter from my head to-ma-toes.
The cucumber is blushing again. He saw the salad dressing.
I think it's about time I kale it quits with the puns.
