Cats I say, CATS!

When did I lose my Mind, you ask?

Hmmm

Three months ago actually. I woke up married to a pineapple. An UGLY one. But I loved her...
-Buck from one of those ice age movies
 
People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day
-Winnie the Pooh (Pooh was my childhood :))

I called my dog five miles so I could say I walk five miles every day
Today I ran over five miles 😭
-unknown

I'm here to give presents and punch heretics
-Saint Nicholas Meme

I am an artist
Look what I painted 
Hang up the caution tape, I'm dangerous
Does anyone know where my brain is?
NF

Life's like a merry-go-round
And I'm still trynda figure it out
I like space I don't fit into crowds
My whole life I've been airing it out
Oh I'm gettin into character now
Feels wrong but it feels right
My feelings sealed tight
Anything to win but I'm not Mike Tyson
I won't bite you but I will tell you if I don't like you
I am not the norm
I got my own shoes I aint trynda fit in yours."
Also NF 

So I like white rappers ok?


No. That's not how the world works.
-Ben Shapiro

(A) Cat is not going to fetch a ball because you can't expect a cat to be a dog.
Dave from Boyinaband

Some said it's impossible, but we've done it. We've effectively created a vaccine before the end of the year.
-Donald J Trump

What is Grief but Love persevering?"
-Vision

Fun fact, the ancient Egyptians wiped anything embarrassing from all their historical documents to save face, including all mention of the Ancient Jews ever living among them do to their utter humiliation at their somewhat unusual departure XD

Go read my story if you want... if not s'all good.

I won't read books with mature themes, sexual content, explicit or graphic language, etc. so don't ask me to ;)

I'm a cisgender American male and follower of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Hope you survived me profile. Go check out @writers2680 if you did... you might not make it thru hers... he he he