Hi! I am John Doe Holmes. Former name: John Doe Holmes. Current: The Romantic Capitalist.

There's not much to tell about me. I like reading and writing about my thoughts and feelings and romanticising my suffering through stories or poems.

Current profile name description: Well, what can I say? Life is sad and miserable and nihilism definitely seems like the right choice. But then I can't just do that, can I? So instead, I write about my sad life and make you, if not cry, feel relatable at least. And the added word 'Capitalist' because well that's what I'm gonna do. Write about 'my' sad life. And earn from your views. Make millions off of it. Can't find happiness; don't mean I can't buy it. That's the plan. And YOU - are voluntarily going to help me. Like this idea or not; but I bet you'll like what I write.

Thank you for visiting this profile! I'm sure I won't disappoint you.
  • JoinedDecember 11, 2018



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