Hi there, and thank you for reading this much about me! I'm an expert reader with decades of experience (sort of). Writing on the other hand... Well you can be the judge of that. If you like my writing, please let me know. Please also let me know if you hate it. I can take it. *pees a little* 


A few random things about me (In 15 sentences or less)

I've been called a weirdo and a hippie. I have to assume it's true. 

I'm Nigerian. But I'm not a prince (Or princess). I have no outrageous sums of money I need you to help me acquire. I have no idea how Western Union works. My country is full of lovable lunatics. You should visit sometime. You'd love it. (Bring sunscreen. SPF 60 at the very least. You'll find none here). 

I'm in love with Japanese culture. It's my ultimate dream to move to Japan and never come back. 

I live for irony. 

Age is abstract. Let's move on. 

Gender is fluid. And very relative. 

I'm on here way too often. Seriously. It's affecting my real life. 

 (That wasn't 15 sentences. But who can really define what 15 is?)

Which brings us to.... 

A little about why I'm here (does anyone ever make it this far?)

I love to read. This place is like a safe haven. I love how everyone can just write freely about anything they want. 

Sooo....... 

I'm trying to write too. (I'm sorry)