I'm not dead thanks for asking

Y'ALL ITS JAY I FORGOT MY PASSWORD TO THIS ACCOUNT SO I HAVE NO WAY OF POSTING ON IT THE KLANCE GEM STORY WILL BE MOVED TO THIS ACCOUNT

I just thought this was funny I found it on Tumblr 
          
          Percy Jackson characters as things I’ve heard at my school
          
          Percy: “So I’m just swimming, and minding my own business when like twenty people asked for my help”
          
          Annabeth: *girl in class gets the answer to a question wrong* “I know this bitch did not just say that”
          
          Grover: “Peace not War!!”
          
          Jason: *sees lightning* “ what the SHIT”
          
          Piper: I know I’m gorgeous but Y'all gotta stop staring”
          
          Frank: “and the next thing I knew, I was a big ass fish”
          
          Hazel: *showing a ring off* “this is fake, unlike me cause I’m a real one”
          
          Reyna: *freshman screaming in the hallway* “ Nope nope nope nope fuck you” *points to them*
          
          Nico: I am deaaaaad insiIiIiIde” *sings this btw*
          
          Will: *takes out a ziplock bag full of Advil* “I’m your new favorite doctor bitch”
          
          Leo: “I’m a hot and spicy Latino AND IM PROUD”
          

HAPPY BI PRIDE DAY EVERYONE

Hey Jay, 
          Thanks for following me :)

Klaaaaaaaaaaaaannncccee
          
          I'm not sorry-

Yo I'm Jay Jay in the place to be got on two stories but I'm working on three (I'm very sorry I was bored and don't have anything to do today)

Hey guys tell me what you think of Price Lotion I think he's a baby back bitch with Daddy issues but hey that's just me what do you think of him?

Hey guys so I hate life rn I don't feel like I'm putting out good stories and have a major writing block so if you would like to help or have any suggestions on what to write feel free to tell me